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This article was published on November 1, 2017 and may be out of date. To maintain our historical record, The Cascade does not update or remove outdated articles.

My friend regularly opines about the strangeness for toasters to have a setting that fully burns the toast. I don’t think there’s anything weird about it. I happen to think there’s so much freedom in knowing you can roast the sillies out of a slice of bread.

It’s not really a problem anyways — if you don’t want your toast black as sin, avoid the intensity setting number seven brings with it.

To put our toaster’s temp control system range into perspective, a one is about a tea candle and a seven is seven seconds on the sun. Somewhere within that precarious range is the perfect setting for any typical toasting need.

For a sandwich, I like to toast at about a two, and for anything taking a spread, I’ll bring ‘er up to a five, maybe six if it’s a good jam. But seven? Not unless I want to replicate a supernova.   

So, the obliterate-matter setting isn’t really an issue if you stay away from it. Just don’t be crazy and roast at seven.

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