Aries – Mar 21 to Apr 19
You are so tightly wound that you might snap. Keep healthy outlets in mind to channel your rage or fear or sadness into so that you do not experience a massive public breakdown.
Taurus – Apr 20 to May 20
Let go of opportunities in your life that don’t feel quite right and instead wait for ones that will fit you and your lifestyle perfectly. This will ultimately lead to greater freedoms.
Gemini – May 20 to Jun 20
You will feel a flow of creative energy pulsing through your body this week and manifesting itself in a variety of ways. Embrace this sweet time in your life and don’t hinder these juices from flowing freely.
Cancer – Jun 21 to Jul 22
It will feel as if you live in a pressure cooker of other people’s expectations this week. Make it your constant goal to not give a hoot about what others think of you, and just live your life exactly how you want to.
Leo – Jul 23 to Aug 22
You will realize that you and someone who has been in your life for a long time are no longer on the same path but instead slowly drifting apart. It’s time to reevaluate your priorities with each other or to let each other go.
Virgo – Aug 23 to Sept 22
This week will be the start of a mutually beneficial friendship that you never saw coming. You two will instantly connect on a certain project and each bring valuable insight and expertise.
Libra – Sep 23 to Oct 22
You have some major people-pleasing tendencies you will have to work through this week. Know that you can’t make everyone happy no matter how hard you try, so just stop caring so much and do you.
Scorpio – Oct 23 to Nov 21
A medical issue will arise in your life that you will need to address immediately: you will not be able to stop pooping. It will come at a really inconvenient time too, like when you’re at work, or at your partner’s house whom you’ve never pooped around before. So, good luck with that.
Sagittarius – Nov 22 to Dec 21
You’re going to receive some good news this week, either about school or work — the stars haven’t specified which exactly. You’ll be pleasantly surprised about what you learn.
Capricorn – Dec 22 to Jan 19
You will find yourself consumed with a single topic or person this week as you enter into a passionate new relationship or find an exciting new project to complete. Lean fully into this reckless abandon.
Aquarius – Jan 20 to Feb 18
There is finally going to be an upturn in your social life this week with exciting plans happening almost all the time. Be sure to stay safe, socially distance, and don’t burn yourself out!
Pisces – Feb 19 to Mar 20
Take good care of yourself this week as you feel the stress of all these sudden changes and deadlines weighing heavily on you. Do what you need to do to prioritize your physical and mental health.
