CultureHoroscopes — March 16, 2022

Horoscopes — March 16, 2022

Your weekly life predictions made by Shiva the Sage.

This article was published on March 16, 2022 and may be out of date. To maintain our historical record, The Cascade does not update or remove outdated articles.
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Aries – Mar 21 to Apr 19
Your horoscope this week is inspired by the Abbotsford campus’ parking lots. Your thoughts have been crowded lately, so don’t be afraid to tell others when you’re struggling. Organization will play a big role in reducing the chaos in your life.

Taurus – Apr 20 to May 20
Your horoscope this week is inspired by Building B on the Abbotsford campus. You’re feeling uninspired and pedestrian, and it’s okay to admit that. You’re housing key amenities to those around you, and that can take its toll. Don’t be afraid to set boundaries and look to embrace more of what thrills you.

Gemini – May 21 to Jun 20
Your horoscope this week is inspired by the Building A on the Abbotsford campus. You’re a sign known for your intellect, just as your resident building houses biology, chemistry, and physics labs. You may be overcomplicating things, however. Simplicity can still be effective.

Cancer – Jun 21 to Jul 22
Your horoscope this week is inspired by Building C on the Abbotsford campus. You’re feeling a rush of creativity and motivation, and it’s time to put this to good use. Look to branch out, try something new, and take time for your own creative pursuits.

Leo – Jul 23 to Aug 22
Your horoscope this week is inspired by Building G on the Abbotsford campus. You’re feeling particularly studious this week, but sometimes that can be lonely. You’re a social creature, so don’t be afraid to study in groups or take a break from the books with friends to catch a bite to eat.

Virgo – Aug 23 to Sept 22
Your horoscope this week is inspired by Building E on the Abbotsford campus. Bursts of energy and inspiration are finding you this week, and it’s time to let them out. Pursue new projects, work ahead on school work, and delve into your hobbies. In order to maintain this level of energy, look for opportunities that genuinely excite you and keep the ball moving.

Libra – Sep 23 to Oct 22
Your horoscope this week is inspired by Building D on the Abbotsford campus. You’ve been feeling run down lately — like you’ve been running on steam or, perhaps, are under construction. Know that better days are ahead, and that as long as you’re functional for now, you’ll get through this.

Scorpio – Oct 23 to Nov 21
Your horoscope this week is inspired by Building S on the Abbotsford campus. Oversocializing is a thing, and you’ve potentially reached that point. You value time alone to recharge, so don’t be afraid to take it. Find balance between the charisma of the first floor of your resident building and the reclusive second and third.

Sagittarius – Nov 22 to Dec 21
Your horoscope this week is inspired by Building F on the Abbotsford campus. You’ve been feeling isolated lately, and your social life has seen better days. Don’t be afraid to take the first step to connect with others and open yourself up to new friendships.

Capricorn – Dec 22 to Jan 19
The cards delivered your horoscope in leet speak this week: 1f y0u c4n 234d 7h15, y0u 423 5m427. Take from that what you will.

Aquarius – Jan 20 to Feb 18
Your horoscope this week is inspired by Building T on the Abbotsford campus. You’ve been feeling utilitarian lately; your routine is perfectly tweaked to be efficient, but it’s at the expense of other areas of your life. Shake things up by cleaning your desk, trying something new at your local cafe, and making plans with loved ones.

Pisces – Feb 19 to Mar 20
Your horoscope this week is inspired by the Abbotsford campus bookstore. You’re craving indulgence, which isn’t bad in itself, but be careful with your approach. Taking a break from your studies or stress doesn’t have to mean a big price tag.

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