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Surviving the icebreaker

The new semester is upon us, and as students sort out their schedules and shop around for textbooks, professors are hard at work too,...

Condensed courses causing craziness

Getting a post-secondary education is a time-consuming business, but UFV’s own Dr. Raymond Auger claims to have found a way to instill the educational...

Professor and student step into the ring

It’s a confrontation that’s been brewing since September: the showdown of the semester that finally climaxed into a full-blown passive aggressive argument this past...

When vintage gives vantage to inner thoughts

Activist movements and political organizations are abuzz with recent advances spearheaded by a student initiative right here at the University of the Fraser Valley,...

Who’s Really Inside the Mascot’s Costume?

During UFV’s New Student Orientation on August 30, incoming students stopped by The Cascade’s office to learn about who we are and what we...

SJW Flag Police

Friggin’ Liberals at it again, kowtowing to internationalist and special interests at the expense of our heritage. Why does everything have to change? Why...

Student complaints ignored and unanswered

By Panku Sharma & Aliester Gwynne As the price of education continues to rise, and the quality of instruction is strained under regulation, training, and funding issues,...

Mega coffee corp ruins holiday

Starbucks is a large corporation that has roots deep into our society. But how deep do these roots burrow before they begin to change society itself?

Head over hooves: Why UFV needs goats

Everywhere you look on the internet there are many pictures, videos, and witty captions of goats of all breeds and sizes. We have all seen the infamous YouTube video of goat sounds harmoniously blended with Taylor Swift’s hit song, “I Knew You Were Trouble.” Once people discovered the entertainment value, they couldn’t help but join in on the party. Wired UK declared 2013 “The Year of the Goat.” In response to that, Nerve.com recognized what seemed to be a “herd mentality” of people falling head over hooves with goat memes and videos. I, for one, am a true fan of this phenomenon.

Halloween is cancelled due to election results

Halloween has been cancelled this year in an unprecedented act of grumpiness from Conservative Minister of Holidays, Mel Perdador.