Have you ever just wanted a coffee to help you survive the idiotic mundanes that exist around you, only to get to the Timmies on campus and find waste-of-space humanoids in a line to the door and back? Well, that has happened to me too many times. I propose that there should be an app that features video surveillance of the Tim Horton’s line that can be inspected at any time. You would be able to check your phone and see whether or not it is the prime time to go and order, or to sit your ass back down and wait to strike. Now to be fair, it could be a creepy way to stalk people; but I like to think of it as a tool to bring awareness of a fundamental Canadian right that might not be available to those of us who don’t have time to wait in ludicrous lines.
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