Your weekly life predictions made by Ageless Azalea
Aries – Mar. 21 to Apr. 19
Suppose you’ve caught yourself acting like an emotional projectile ready to explode. In that case, you might be going through a bit of involuntary stress — unwrap whatever’s causing you to flip your emotions on a dime and remember that those around you bear witness to it too.
Taurus – Apr. 20 to May 20
Do something weird today, you deserve it. Next time a scam caller dials your phone number, ask them how their day was and if they have any good book recommendations.
Gemini – May 21 to Jun. 20
What’s with the stoicism, Gemini? It might seem cool and a little bit mysterious to be cold and off-centred, but to the jury of the court you’ve only managed to get a few eyebrow raises and questioning remarks. Warm up to compliments and don’t be afraid to open up.
Cancer – Jun. 21 to Jul. 22
For what Taurus lacks, dear Cancer, you have an abundance of it — confidence is your virtue but the rise of social media has beaten it into a rotten pulp. While you think you could triumph over any supermodel in a game of runway, the other half of yourself picks a part at what you don’t have and what you could need. Prioritize all that brain-consuming energy into your work or studies.
Leo – Jul. 23 to Aug. 22
Have you gone a single day without playing devil’s advocate? See what it’s like being a spectator instead of sparring in the stadium — you might learn a technique or two.
Virgo – Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
“What do you mean my actions have consequences?” (That was you, Virgo, right after you were told that self-deprecating humour actually reduces your performance quality.)
Libra – Sep. 23 to Oct. 22
If you had a nickel for everytime a negative thought stopped you from pursuing some life-altering opportunity, then you’d have enough money to buy Amazon and sell it back to Bezos for half its worth. Invest in some self-care and a little bit of confidence before dedicating yourself to anything else.
Scorpio – Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
Those specialized YouTube tarot readings won’t manifest you any good grades. Procrastination is horrible but so are those descending test scores.
Sagittarius – Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
You might have good aim, Archer, but don’t always trust your intuition — it may be slightly skewed by your own personal biases. Consult someone you trust (or several people) before pursuing anything serious.
Capricorn – Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
As the school year approaches, you find yourself anxious at the prospect of failure. Or, in your standards, a B+. Overachievers need rest days too. Remember to prioritize your mental health above all else.
Aquarius – Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
As much as you’re against the idea, criticism can actually help you drastically improve and become a better version of yourself.
Pisces – Feb. 19 to Mar. 20
Stop that pattern of lousy, self-destructive behaviour and embrace the beauty of kindness, stability, and good health.
