CIVL Station Manager Aaron Levy may be crushed by Patrick Mahomes’ unfair treatment of future hall-of-famer Josh Allen and his Buffalo Bills this week, but that doesn’t mean Levy will root against the Chiefs when they defeat the 49’ers in next month’s Super Bowl extravaganza. In fact, here’s a Shuffle featuring quotes and songs from this year’s vaunted Super Bowl halftime lineup to get you in the mood while you consider the predictions above!
Eminem — “My Name Is”
“Hi kids! / Do you like violence? / Wanna see me stick Nine Inch Nails through each one of my eyelids? / Wanna copy me and do exactly like I did? / Try acid and get fucked up worse than my life is? / My brain’s dead weight, I’m tryin’ to get my head straight.” Spice Girls?
Dr. Dre — “Forgot About Dre”
“Y’all know me, still the same O.G. but I been low-key / Hated on by most these n*ggas with no cheese, no deals and no G’s / No wheels and no keys, no boats, no snowmobiles and no skis / Mad at me cuz I can finally afford to provide my family with groceries.”
Kendrick Lamar — “Alright”
“And when I wake up / I recognize you’re lookin’ at me for the pay cut / But homicide be looking at you from the face down / What MAC-11 even boom with the bass down / Schemin’! And let me tell you ‘bout my life / Painkillers only put me in the twilight.” Alright.
Snoop Dogg — “Sensual Seduction”
“I’m gonna take my time / She gon’ get hers before I / I’m gonna take it slow / I’m not gonna rush the stroll / So she can get a sensual seduction[…] / She might be with him / But she’s thinkin’ ’bout me, me, me / We don’t go to the mall / We don’t go out to eat, eat, eat.”
