Aries – Mar. 21 to Apr. 19
There’s making a mountain out of a molehill, and then there’s whatever you’ve been doing: digging a hole, making the molehill, and then turning it into a mountain. Oh sure, you put on a brave face when you trip on it, and people commend you for it, but in the end you’re still just playing in a sandbox. Put down the toy, step away from the holes, and maybe re-evaluate in a relaxing bath.
Taurus – Apr. 20 to May 20
It can be hard to spot sometimes, but honey, there’s nothing sweet about the way they’re treating you. The buzzing about has kept you too busy to notice their sting, but you need to take a moment to smell the flowers, even if they are plastic. Move away from this hive that has been keeping you, and see all that could bee without them.
Gemini – May 21 to Jun. 20
You are the sharpest tool in the shed, the brightest bulb in the box, the cleverest of clogs. Your practicality and clarity have gotten you to new comfort, and I say enjoy it! Relax. Recover. Rejoice.
Cancer – Jun. 21 to Jul. 22
Your anxiety has you impulsive and reckless, the consequences of which have you angry and resentful, which has you feeling rushed and stuck. You need to H.A.L.T. and ask yourself if you are Hungry, Angry, Lonely, or Tired. You need some magic in your life — get some E.L.F.S.: Eat, Laugh, Find a friend, and Sleep!
Leo – Jul. 23 to Aug. 22
Jumping through hoops has you feeling as fulfilled as a trained monkey. You’re distracted by all the traveling around, but trust me when I say: living in a circus, full as the audience might be, is a lonely place.
Virgo – Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
You’re bulldozing through life, blind to the trees you’re wrecking in the name of progress, efficiency, and self improvement. And in the name of efficiency, that’s all I’ll say.
Libra – Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
What’s the saying? When you reach your bottom, you can only go up? You’re planning your climb, but by wanting to create the perfect ladder, you’re burying your motivation. Good enough is good enough; stop with the perfectionism, and climb out and toward new heights.
Scorpio – Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
There’s a storm on the horizon, and the cards are giving me no hints as to how it will play out for you. I can’t tell if you’ll sail around it or through it, but you will come out of it transformed. I will say that the storm comes from behind you; it stems from some long ago resentment.
Sagittarius – Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
The engine is running but the car is on blocks. It’s a nice car, granted, but ultimately as useful as your efforts. You’re too focused on the haves and the have-nots of others. How about you focus on your own projects, and fix that car.
Capricorn – Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
Your head is in the clouds and you get moody when someone tries to bring you back down. But, as a fellow dreamer, I say stay up there. One, higher is funner, two, it sucks down here, and three … well there is no three. We both know this isn’t healthy in the long run, but for right now, it’s okay.
Aquarius – Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
You’re gaining new perspectives and new beliefs, but don’t be too quick to think it’s all true. Lower your expectations just a tad. Don’t let others trick you into joining the bandwagon without thought.
Pisces – Feb. 19 to Mar. 20
It’s hard to be independent and unique. Rebelling is cool, but when everyone is doing it, what are you really rebelling against? Sometimes it’s okay to go with the traditional. Sometimes, you don’t have to fight everything. This might sound counter-intuitive, but there is comfort in conformity. Whatever you decide, just make sure it’s you making the decision.
