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This article was published on September 7, 2022 and may be out of date. To maintain our historical record, The Cascade does not update or remove outdated articles.

Your weekly life predictions made by Ageless Azalea

 

Aries – Mar. 21 to Apr. 19

Suppose you’ve caught yourself acting like an emotional projectile ready to explode. In that case, you might be going through a bit of involuntary stress — unwrap whatever’s causing you to flip your emotions on a dime and remember that those around you bear witness to it too.

 

Taurus – Apr. 20 to May 20

Do something weird today, you deserve it. Next time a scam caller dials your phone number, ask them how their day was and if they have any good book recommendations. 

 

Gemini – May 21 to Jun. 20

What’s with the stoicism, Gemini? It might seem cool and a little bit mysterious to be cold and off-centred, but to the jury of the court you’ve only managed to get a few eyebrow raises and questioning remarks. Warm up to compliments and don’t be afraid to open up.

 

Cancer – Jun. 21 to Jul. 22

For what Taurus lacks, dear Cancer, you have an abundance of it — confidence is your virtue but the rise of social media has beaten it into a rotten pulp. While you think you could triumph over any supermodel in a game of runway, the other half of yourself picks a part at what you don’t have and what you could need. Prioritize all that brain-consuming energy into your work or studies.

 

Leo – Jul. 23 to Aug. 22

Have you gone a single day without playing devil’s advocate? See what it’s like being a spectator instead of sparring in the stadium — you might learn a technique or two.

 

Virgo – Aug. 23 to Sept. 22

“What do you mean my actions have consequences?” (That was you, Virgo, right after you were told that self-deprecating humour actually reduces your performance quality.)

 

Libra – Sep. 23 to Oct. 22

If you had a nickel for everytime a negative thought stopped you from pursuing some life-altering opportunity, then you’d have enough money to buy Amazon and sell it back to Bezos for half its worth. Invest in some self-care and a little bit of confidence before dedicating yourself to anything else.

 

Scorpio – Oct. 23 to Nov. 21

Those specialized YouTube tarot readings won’t manifest you any good grades. Procrastination is horrible but so are those descending test scores.

 

Sagittarius – Nov. 22 to Dec. 21

You might have good aim, Archer, but don’t always trust your intuition — it may be slightly skewed by your own personal biases. Consult someone you trust (or several people) before pursuing anything serious.

 

Capricorn – Dec. 22 to Jan. 19 

As the school year approaches, you find yourself anxious at the prospect of failure. Or, in your standards, a B+. Overachievers need rest days too. Remember to prioritize your mental health above all else.

 

Aquarius – Jan. 20 to Feb. 18 

As much as you’re against the idea, criticism can actually help you drastically improve and become a better version of yourself. 

 

Pisces – Feb. 19 to Mar. 20

Stop that pattern of lousy, self-destructive behaviour and embrace the beauty of kindness, stability, and good health.

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