Aries – Mar 21 to Apr 19
You are the queen of unsolicited advice, and it’s starting to get on people’s nerves. When someone tells you their problems this week, just listen and only give advice if they ask for it and actually want to hear it.
Taurus – Apr 20 to May 20
You will experience a surge of energy this week that you should use productively — get ahead on your readings, meal prep for weeks to come, or get some Valentine’s Day cards ready for your friends.
Gemini – May 21 to Jun 20
Cool your jets, stop overachieving for a minute, and just chill. You’re making everyone around you look like lazy idiots. You don’t have to lie and tell people you’re doing bad when in fact you’re doing really great, but stop posting about all your successes on social media for a day to give others a fighting chance.
Cancer – Jun 21 to Jul 22
You have felt this deep, nagging sense of loneliness for far too long. You keep saying you’re “okay” and “fine,” but we all know you’re not. Do your best to reach out to people and make time for more meaningful social interactions this year.
Leo – Jul 23 to Aug 22
Let’s face it, you hate your job. Life is too short to keep living the way that you are and selling your soul to a company that frankly doesn’t give shit about you. Look for new, more fulfilling, life-giving work this year, and the quality of your life will improve 10-fold.
Virgo – Aug 23 to Sept 22
An adventure is coming your way. Nothing too crazy — we’re still in the middle of a deadly pandemic — but enough to make you feel alive again.
Libra – Sep 23 to Oct 22
This year you will learn to love deeper than you have ever before allowed yourself to. You have gotten hurt in the past, which caused you to close yourself off from potentially amazing partners, but this year you will learn to step into the unknown — with fear, yes, but also with hope.
Scorpio – Oct 23 to Nov 21
I’m going to tell you this one time, and you better listen: don’t hook up with them. Whoever popped into your head as you were reading that, that is who I am referring to. I know you want to and I know it’s tempting, but trust me, you will regret it in the long run.
Sagittarius – Nov 22 to Dec 21
There is someone in your life who is causing you anxiety, and they have got to go. Don’t bring any of that bad energy or those toxic people into the new year. Cut them off, leave them behind, and open up space for more life-giving relationships.
Capricorn – Dec 22 to Jan 19
There is a change of tides coming your way: perhaps a new roommate, or a new job, or maybe even a brand new major. Big changes are coming; don’t try to fight the tides, just flow with them.
Aquarius – Jan 20 to Feb 18
The semester has just started and you’re already exhausted. Prioritize sleep and rest this week. If you’re an introvert, take time for yourself, and if you’re an extrovert, do the opposite. It’s wise to recharge your batteries now because this semester will be hectic.
Pisces – Feb 19 to Mar 20
You will find a new source of income this week that will help pay for all those e-textbooks the professors are assigning. It won’t necessarily be something you like, but it’ll pay the bills, so brace yourself.
Horoscopes Graphic. (Elyssa English / The Cascade)
Andrea Sadowski is working towards her BA in Global Development Studies, with a minor in anthropology and Mennonite studies. When she's not sitting in front of her computer, Andrea enjoys climbing mountains, sleeping outside, cooking delicious plant-based food, talking to animals, and dismantling the patriarchy.
