Aries – Mar 21 to Apr 19
You are being an over-functioning people-pleaser, and you need to start looking after your own needs for once. Remember that self-care is not selfish, and you deserve some me-time just like the rest of us.
Taurus – Apr 20 to May 20
You will get some shocking news this week. Jaw-dropping, earth-shattering, suck-all-the-air-out-of-your-lungs kind of news. There is nothing I can say to prepare you for it. Just sit tight and hold on.
Gemini – May 21 to Jun 20
You have been sweeping conflicts under the rug for too long, leading to way too many lumps and bumps that you are bound to trip over. Clean up behind yourself a bit and try to deal with some of these problems head-on, no matter how awkward it may seem.
Cancer – Jun 21 to Jul 22
I know that this week sucks, but there is always next week. Don’t wallow in despair forever, because you’re quickly losing sight of all the wonderful things that are to come. Trust me, things will get better.
Leo – Jul 23 to Aug 22
You will experience some friction this week between you and a loved one. Nothing big enough to cause a split, but it may inspire you both to spend a little more time apart to focus on yourselves, and that’s okay.
Virgo – Aug 23 to Sept 22
You are holding on to some major baggage you need to let go of. That kind of stress cannot be good for your body, mind, or relationships. Do some deep breathing exercises or something ‘cause you’re starting to even stress me out.
Libra – Sep 23 to Oct 22
The honeymoon phase will wear off this week for a fresh, new romantic relationship or friendship. This person’s flaws are going to be distinctly clear to you, and you’re going to want to run for the hills. Hold off for now; eventually you’ll find these flaws to be endearing.
Scorpio – Oct 23 to Nov 21
Everybody makes mistakes. Remember that this week, dear Scorpio, ‘cause you’re about to make a big one. Don’t be too worried; it’s nothing you can’t smooth over later, but it will certainly cause a bit of a delay for your plans in the coming weeks.
Sagittarius – Nov 22 to Dec 21
Your constant craving for attention may lead you to do something you regret this week. Yes, drama is fun, I get it, but can you just settle down for a bit? The people in your orbit want a break for once, free of your antics.
Capricorn – Dec 22 to Jan 19
You will develop an unusual friendship this week. I am sensing an interspecies friendship. Be on the lookout for plants or animals who may want to make your acquaintance, as it may end up blossoming into a life-long friendship.
Aquarius – Jan 20 to Feb 18
It’s about time for you to relax. Everything is not as “great” as you are telling people it is. Slow down a bit and take time for yourself before you snap and do something drastic like cut your own bangs.
Pisces – Feb 19 to Mar 20
You will experience a disagreement over finances this week with someone close to you. The two of you have never seen eye-to-eye over financial matters before, and this is no exception. Address the matter head-on and work out an arrangement that feels fair to both of you.
