Aries – Mar 21 to Apr 19
Take each left turn extremely carefully this week. Check every blindspot. Get your brakes checked while you’re at it.
Taurus – Apr 20 to May 20
You may be overly focused on the future this week and constantly asking yourself questions like, “Where am I going?” “What am I doing with my life?” “When is this all going to end?” I need you to chill because none of these answers will come to you. There is nothing to do but feel the world spin.
Gemini – May 21 to Jun 20
Your manager will notice the spectacular work you are doing at a difficult aspect of your job this week. Stay humble lest your coworkers hate you for being the manager’s favourite employee.
Cancer – Jun 21 to Jul 22
It’s time to rid your life of dirt, filth, and mess, and you need to start with your living space. Clear away the clutter, cobwebs, and dirty dishes. Wash your bed sheets and that pile of laundry that has amassed in the corner. Wipe down your sinks, shower, and countertops — then feel all the other areas of your life shift into place after you have done this.
Leo – Jul 23 to Aug 22
A clarity will come over you like a veil before your eyes lifting. Suddenly something that was so hazy, so ambiguous will suddenly become crystal clear. This will make an important decision you have to make much easier.
Virgo – Aug 23 to Sept 22
You will feel a weight lifted off your shoulders this week as an immense pressure you were holding on to for so long will pass out of your life. Enjoy this light, carefree feeling.
Libra – Sep 23 to Oct 22
There’s no delicate way to put this, so I’m just going to come out and say it: you’re going to get laid this week. Your dry spell is over. Thank that sassy little Jupiter.
Scorpio – Oct 23 to Nov 21
An ex-lover will reappear in your life this week. Not the one you still cringe or cry angry tears over, but the one that slipped out of your fingers because the timing just didn’t work out. Maybe this time around your lives will be more in sync, and you might even give it another go.
Sagittarius – Nov 22 to Dec 21
You hit the ground running this year and have not stopped to take a break since. Go ahead and start your reading break now to get some extra time to relax before you burn out.
Capricorn – Dec 22 to Jan 19
If you were utterly flabbergasted to see your credit card statement from last month, it’s probably because you’ve been treating yourself a little too much to things that don’t truly make you happy. Try finding happiness from some free sources this week.
Aquarius – Jan 20 to Feb 18
You’ve been looking for love in every way a pandemic will allow you to — swiping, swiping, and even more swiping. You are one serendipitous swipe away from meeting the love of your life, so keep going!
Pisces – Feb 19 to Mar 20
You will experience a bit of much needed bliss this week, and it will feel as if you’re gliding through life smoothly and effortlessly.
