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I’m going ghost

This article was published on March 20, 2019 and may be out of date. To maintain our historical record, The Cascade does not update or remove outdated articles.

The ghost emoji doesn’t get enough love. Please take a moment and really look at him. No other emoji captures a whimsy, laissez-faire attitude like the ghost. With those playfully raised arms, the stuck out tongue, and yes, even the unsettling different-sized eyes, he expresses an emotion that no emoji has expressed before. I don’t know exactly what this emotion is, but I feel it. The ghost understands me, and I understand him.

However, this spectral sunshine of a boy is drastically underutilized. Only during spooky season does he really get to shine. He deserves more.

So please, rather than reaching for the winking tongue-out emoji (who is far too 2010, and also hideous), the sideways laughing emoji (a grotesque plight on mankind), or the beaming jazz-hands emoji (an absolute gem to be honest; I love them), consider the ghost to express any feelings of whimsy, mischief, or generalized euphoria. It’s what he deserves.

Image: Simer Haer/The Cascade

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