Last week I was at home alone, chilling and doing work on my laptop, when suddenly I heard the doorbell ring. But instead of answering it, I decided I’d go and check the security cameras on the computer to see who was there. It was some man I didn’t recognize, so I kept watching to see when he’d leave. He began to walk away from the door, but instead of heading back to his car, I watched in confusion as he walked around the side of our house and, uh, began to pee into our neighbour’s garden. I was, to say the least, shook. Flabbergasted, you might say. Bewildered, even. He then left some mail at our door and left.
Isn’t it strange how we live in an age where everything you think people can’t see might be being monitored? I wonder if anyone’s ever watched me on a camera and laughed at something embarrassing I’ve done. But in all honesty, I got a really good laugh out of the mysterious peeing man and I truly do wish him all the best.
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