Aries – Mar. 21 to Apr. 19
You know where you want to go and you’ve mapped out how you’ll get there. But it will require you to do certain things, such as being honest with yourself, using self-discipline, and above all, leaving your emotions behind. Hopefully the destination will be worth what you leave behind.
Taurus – Apr. 20 to May 20
Queen Bee, be wary of buzzing mindlessly. Those you lead will follow you to the web you cannot see. Slow down, think it through. Wear the crown, but not askew.
Gemini – May 21 to Jun. 20
Have you ever seen a horse tied to a chair? It could easily move it and run away, but it has convinced itself it is a prisoner. Just like the horse, you are trapped by your own delusions of self-pity. Clip-Clop, Clip-Clop; only you can make it stop.
Cancer – Jun. 21 to Jul. 22
What to do? What to do? Feels like you should give up right about now. Feels like everything is falling apart. But that’s how stories go … things always get bad before the hero prevails.
Leo – Jul. 23 to Aug. 22
You really need to learn to spot bad advice. You know what you want, but listening to the wrong crowd will have you missing out. Here’s a tip: only listen to advice from people who have what you want. Stop asking those who are single or in toxic relationships for relationship advice.
Virgo – Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
Don’t get me wrong, I love dissociating. It’s probably my number one source of creative thinking. But sweetie, life is still happening outside that head of yours, and if you don’t check in every now and again, you’ll always be checked out.
Libra – Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
Birthing anything is hard work. You have things you want to create, and that’s admirable, but you can’t wish things into existence. It’s time to push now.
Scorpio – Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
What’s the saying? Man plans and God laughs? Well my dear, you are a walking comedy show right now, and all the Gods are howling.
Sagittarius – Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
Things at home are uncertain. A breakthrough is on the horizon. Inspiration will come, as sure as the sun will rise tomorrow. You just need to get through the night first.
Capricorn – Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
Good things are happening but your ties to your past may be stopping you from seeing them. Let go of the bondage of self and find your momentum. You’re on your way, so long as you keep your eyes facing forward.
Aquarius – Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
It’s hard to tell if gifts are real or just a form of manipulation. The same strings that have held you together have allowed others to puppeteer you around. But see the truth, and set yourself free. You don’t need strings — you’re a real boy now.
Pisces – Feb. 19 to Mar. 20
The universe is so big, and there are so many things to see. No one can see it all, and that can be depressing. It can feel like there is no point to enjoying some things, if you can’t enjoy all things, but this is where you are wrong. If nothing matters, then NOTHING matters; therefore, you have free will to do as you please. Go play in the comforts of nihilism.
