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Tater debater

This article was published on January 10, 2018 and may be out of date. To maintain our historical record, The Cascade does not update or remove outdated articles.

In another snapshot published in this issue, Joel Robertson-Taylor has the audacity to call fries edible sauce spoons. Not only is this a blatant lie, as fries are in no way suitable for use as spoons (ever tried to eat a bowl of Shreddies with them?), they are a magical, delicious food that needs no assistance in pleasing the palate. While some individuals may feel that ketchup or other condiments may enhance the flavour of the humble fry, it is by no means a requirement. The natural potato taste that permeates a plate of plain fries (plain, sweet potato, or otherwise) is all that’s needed to satisfy and even excite the senses.

In fact, the same can be said for any potato dish. Mashed potatoes? Maybe corn or something helps break up the texture, but gravy is superfluous. Baked potato? Awesome, just dig right in. Potatoes are little brown lumps of delight, and while they can be used in conjunction with other foods for a culinary creation that surpasses the sum of its parts, consider just eating your favourite potato dish plain next time. It’s still pretty good.
Illustration: Amara Gelaude

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Jeff was The Cascade's Editor in Chief for the latter half of 2022, having previously served as Digital Media Manager, Culture & Events Editor, and Opinion Editor. One time he held all three of those positions for a month, and he's not sure how he survived that. He started at The Cascade in 2016.

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