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The fluctuating fate of facial hair

This article was published on July 12, 2017 and may be out of date. To maintain our historical record, The Cascade does not update or remove outdated articles.

I’m envious of people that can keep a consistent facial hair style. I managed to keep a beard for the entire fall and winter semesters this year, and that’s only because I convinced myself that people that only kind of knew me wouldn’t recognize me if I shaved it off. But whenever I’m clean-shaven, I look at pictures of me with a beard and think it looks so strange, and then vice versa when the beard’s there. But every few months, I get the urge to switch between the two states, as a nagging feeling in the back of my mind asks What if the other way actually was better? This whole facial anarchy situation leads to a complete lack of continuity in pictures of me, which also include a few styles that I thoroughly regret. So for now I’m clean-shaven again, because that seems like the best choice — for the time being, at least.

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Jeff was The Cascade's Editor in Chief for the latter half of 2022, having previously served as Digital Media Manager, Culture & Events Editor, and Opinion Editor. One time he held all three of those positions for a month, and he's not sure how he survived that. He started at The Cascade in 2016.

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