Aries – Mar. 21 to Apr. 19
Change is coming; much needed change. I can’t say if it will be good, bad, or ugly. I simply don’t know. But what I can say is that it’s not optional. On the bright side, this will probably be good for you. You’re on track to finding some new inner strength. Should all go well. See you on the other side.
Taurus – Apr. 20 to May 20
You work hard and you’re proud of that fact. But this “no luck, all skill” mentality is getting to be a bit too much. Seems like lately, all you do is work. You’re losing sight of the bigger picture. It’s not just me saying that. Your friends agree. They miss you! Rebalance, reschedule, reconnect.
Gemini – May 21 to Jun. 20
Teamwork makes the dream work, they say. But what happens when the team refuses to work? This is where you step in. Every good team needs leadership — someone willing to take initiative and light the way. Now’s your time to shine.
Cancer – Jun. 21 to Jul. 22
Have you heard of the sunk-cost fallacy? You’ve put so much into a project that you’re hesitant to quit even when that’s the best choice to make. Here’s an ancient proverb for you to ponder this week: “If it sucks…hit da bricks!”
Leo – Jul. 23 to Aug. 22
Things are looking good right now. Fortune has favoured you. Don’t take it for granted though, and don’t get cocky. Just take it easy for a bit. Now is not the time for spontaneity or frivolity, for that matter.
Virgo – Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
Bullshit begone! No time for nonsense. You are charging forwards, goals in sight. A direct, head-on approach is definitely for the best. Just remember to keep your eyes open and be careful. You don’t want to run headfirst into a wall.
Libra – Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
You, like so many, have a dream for your life and there are those around you who don’t quite understand it. So when will you start acting on those dreams? Why not now? You have to get your head out of the clouds at some point, dreamer.
Scorpio – Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
Adventure awaits! The crisp autumn air has you feeling recharged and full of life. There is work to be done and many a sight to see. Pitter patter, let’s get at ‘er! But… um… hey… would you mind sharing some of that energy and enthusiasm? The stars have not been so kind to all of us.
Sagittarius – Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
You have mastered the subtle art of not giving a fuck. Because of that, you’ll find yourself called to action — slow, deliberate, and decisive action. If you’ve been thinking about starting something new, this week is looking like a good time to begin.
Capricorn – Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
Oh boy. Life is messy. Don’t go making any big swings right now. Hunker down and take your time. Don’t get stuck in the mud of muddled emotions. Keep moving forward. But, slowly. Not erratically. Random flailing will make you sink faster. Think carefully. Seek advice if you need it. No, not just from me, I mean from someone who really knows you.
Aquarius – Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
My dear Aquarius, your work is never really done, is it? The world is in turmoil and your compassion and kindness are in high demand. You are the emotional rock that we all need in our lives. Sensitivity and empathy are your strengths right now.
Pisces – Feb. 19 to Mar. 20
When people say listen to your gut you have no idea what the hell they’re talking about. Your gut is asking for snacks and that’s about it. Right now, I agree with its advice. It’s hard to work with an empty stomach. Fuel up. You’re going to need it.
Elyssa is a BSc student, pursuing studies in Physical Geography while also entertaining her creative side within the visual arts. She is currently the Creative Director here with the Cascade. Having previously been an Illustrator, Production Assistant, and Production Manager, she's been around a while. In her free time she can often be found knitting and watching reruns of outdated shows from the 80s.