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Overcorrecting autocorrect

This article was published on March 13, 2019 and may be out of date. To maintain our historical record, The Cascade does not update or remove outdated articles.

As my father once said, “Autocorrect is my enema.” Bad autocorrect is such a large part of our digital culture that Ellen has a segment on her show about it. In fact, it is so common we’ve repurposed the asterisk to note a correction. No one has gone without a blunder or two, like the time I texted my friend setting up a time to do meth instead of math, and others have been the victim of a confusing or offensive text.

However, this past week I experienced the height of autocorrected fiascos. While asking my sister to sort the laundry before I got home I sent a politely worded request. What she received was a text that cut her off halfway, insulted her, and then changed the topic. It was a text so insulting that I immediately received a phone call demanding an explanation. How this is even possible is beyond me but it sure does make a great story.

Image: Robert Sweeney/The Cascade

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