How do you make a holiday official? What are the rules dictating that? I mean, today is national Pi Day, which makes sense, but really, what steps are there for making it legit? Because today is also apparently Learn About Butterflies Day, and National Potato Chip Day, too. And on March 16, it’s evidently Everything You Do is Right Day. What is that? Perhaps someone should stop letting every day be a special day, and just let a day be a day. But in the meantime, Hallmark, can you make a card for Extraterrestrial Abduction Day, because I think that would be pretty neat.
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