Goodbye, cucumbers!!!

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A cucumber skyrockets over a bar chart graph representing the significant price growth.
Iryna Presley / The Cascade
This article was published on June 18, 2024 and may be out of date. To maintain our historical record, The Cascade does not update or remove outdated articles.

So, I am a sandwich girly, and I love cucumbers in my sandwiches. They’re light and provide a good crunch. I usually use two-to-three cucumbers a week. Sigh But that would be impossible now. With inflation, one cucumber could cost $3-4, which brings me to a grand total of $9-$12 for a couple of cucumbers a week. Before I knew it, I was dropping $50 a month just on cucumbers, which is far too much for me to justify spending on one ingredient. So, I decided to switch to lettuce to still keep some green in my sandwiches. The price for cucumbers and lettuce is the same, but lettuce has a larger volume. Hence, one head lasts me a week. 

But it’s not the same! Having switched to adding mounds of lettuce to my sandwich, I realize that nothing beats the succulent crunch of cucumbers — I just can’t get used to leafy lettuce. Cucumbers were a simple joy in my life. Why was that taken away? What did I ever do to you inflation?! I guess I won’t be enjoying my beloved cucumber sandwiches for a long time. Anyway, welcome, lettuce! Cucumbers? What are those?

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