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The Superstore hellscape

I’d rather shoot myself in the foot than go to Superstore. Actually, no. I’d rather starve. It’s a real pain in the ass to grocery shop there now. I swear the store reconfigures the aisles and product locations every single week. It doesn’t matter if I need one or two items, it takes one or two years to find what I need. It’s frustrating — why must they make our lives more difficult?

If I may shed a logical theory, they want more sales. Since we have to walk around the entire store before we finally find what we need at the very back corner, we’re passing all the other aisles where we’ll inevitably spot something else potentially intriguing. If they leave the store the same way for weeks on end, we’ll get used to the layout and stroll right past. That or, whoever’s in charge is extremely discombobulated.

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Veronica is a Staff Writer at The Cascade. She loves to travel and explore new places, no matter how big or small. She is in her second year at UFV, pursuing the study of Creative
Writing.

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