So you know how there are late-night news anchors, early-morning news show hosts, and the bunch of middle-aged white men that host late night television? As far as I know, each one of those types keeps odd schedules in order to do their work. I’m wondering, with the magic of timezones and the internet, why don’t those late nighters and early morningers just live a timezone or two over? The 6:00 a.m. breakfast show in Los Angeles could be hosted by some folks that secretly live in New York who don’t have to get up at 5:00 a.m. for work, but instead rely on the cool, two-hour time difference and get up at 7:00 a.m. instead. All they do is sit in a studio and talk at a camera, and that can be done from anywhere! Please don’t tell anyone about this, I want to take the credit myself and cash in on the millions of cool points I’ll get from networks for pitching them this idea.