Aries – Mar 21 to Apr 19
Wipe your crusty eyes, change out of your stinky PJs, and start taking care of yourself a bit better. This is your wake-up call to take more pride in how you look and to get ready to be seeing more people in person in the weeks to come.
Taurus – Apr 20 to May 20
There are some financial troubles brewing this week, so be sure to check your account before making any purchase, big or small, because you don’t have as much in your account as you thought you did. Cut back on your unnecessary spending! No one needs four different streaming subscriptions at the same time.
Gemini – May 21 to Jun 20
You’ll be getting invites for numerous Skype calls and other online events this week, each of which you’ll have to courteously decline or accept only to back out at the last minute. Don’t feel bad for bailing; you’re just prioritizing your time.
Cancer – Jun 21 to Jul 22
It’s time to shake yourself from your winter slumber — and your winter hobbies. Put away your knitting needles and puzzles that you have been diligently plugging away at, and break out your hiking shoes and camping gear to prepare yourself for new, more refreshing adventures.
Leo – Jul 23 to Aug 22
A special relationship in your life has been stagnant for too long, which leaves your eyes wandering a little too far. Try to mix things up this week and break free from the rut of Netflix and chill before you’re both too boring to find one another attractive.
Virgo – Aug 23 to Sept 22
You’re going to have to delete one of your social media accounts this week as a result of the zero self-control you have to stop yourself from checking it every five seconds instead of working on assignments. Give yourself a break. Trust me, you’re not missing much.
Libra – Sep 23 to Oct 22
A shiny piece of brand new jewelry is coming your way. Perhaps from a family member, or a lover, or maybe even yourself. Prepare your neck, wrist, or even finger to carry a bit of extra weight.
Scorpio – Oct 23 to Nov 21
You will long to feel the sun’s warmth on your skin this week. Spend some time outside to soak up some vitamin D and get some inspiration from the sun’s gorgeous rays.
Sagittarius – Nov 22 to Dec 21
You’re eager to break out of your winter shell and bond with someone this week. Be careful, as this strong urge will pull you in the direction of anyone with the same primal craving — without paying attention to whether or not they are actually a decent person. Keep it in your pants until you know they’re worthy of your affection.
Capricorn – Dec 22 to Jan 19
You find yourself muscling your way through life, feeling absolutely exhausted at the end of each day because you can’t possibly delegate these tasks to anyone else. It’s time to trust others with some grunt work as well. You’re looking a little too droopy and drained to keep taking it all on yourself.
Aquarius – Jan 20 to Feb 18
Get the ice cream ready because you’ll go through the end of a relationship this week. It will be tragic and unexpected, but you’ll pull yourself back up as you always seem to do. In fact, after a little bit you’ll soon remember how much better it was being alone, independent, and completely detached.
Pisces – Feb 19 to Mar 20
Your empathy will be stretched to the limit this week, to a point where even you will say “enough is enough,” as your generosity will drain you dry. Take some time for yourself, as you can’t draw from an empty well.
