CultureDear Robin: grad gifts & fall fears

Dear Robin: grad gifts & fall fears

This article was published on June 30, 2021 and may be out of date. To maintain our historical record, The Cascade does not update or remove outdated articles.
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Life is tough and confusing and weird. We all need help sometimes, and when you need an expert opinion, you turn to an expert opinion-giver like Robin Halper. Whatever problem you’re facing in life, Robin will have a solution. The Cascade cannot guarantee the effectiveness of Robin’s unique approach to life, but if you’re in a jam, get some advice by writing to halp@ufvcascade.ca

Grad gifts
Dear Robin,

My little sister is graduating high school this year. And since she’s a teenage girl, I obviously can’t stand her. But I’m trying to be a decent person these days, so I still want to do something nice. Any suggestions?

Sincerely,
Sincere sister

Hello,

Give her cash. Or a pet snake. I think these suggestions speak for themselves.

Robin


Fall fears
Dear Robin,

I’m really freaking out about going back to classes in the fall. I’ve thrived in this online school world. How can I still keep my online life but still finish my education?

Sincerely,
Shining online

Hello,

Hunny, have you even looked at the Fall 2021 course timetable yet? It seems like you haven’t, because there are still plenty of classes online. If you can’t find what you need online at UFV, check out Thompson Rivers University Open Learning or Athabasca University. They’ve got a vast selection of online courses that transfer over pretty easily. Another option is chatting with Bill Gates to see if he can come up with another virus to shut down the world again so all schooling will be online for at least another year or two.

Robin

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