OpinionUrinals are stupid

Urinals are stupid

This article was published on February 21, 2018 and may be out of date. To maintain our historical record, The Cascade does not update or remove outdated articles.
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I don’t understand the concept of urinals. What’s the point of creating a special kind of toilet that can only be used for urination, and only by those who have the necessary equipment? Not to mention there is no privacy, and there isn’t any toilet paper if you want to dab off. (I don’t like feeling damp down there.) There is literally nothing a urinal can do that a normal toilet can’t do just as well if not better. Believe it or not, I have managed to go my entire life without using one, because they’re totally pointless and redundant. I hope we as a society eventually transition to unisex bathrooms, and then we can all laugh at the absurd olde-timey half-toilets that could only be used by half of the population for half of the things they might need a toilet for.

Image: Amara Gelaude/The Cascade

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