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Reading time: < 1 min Date Posted: October 27, 2011
Print Edition: October 26, 2011
We were going to have an Editorial this week, we swear we were…
Unfortunately, last week our EIC took a business trip to Edmonton…
And got bitten by a rabid spider monkey in a petting zoo…
He said he felt a bit sick on the flight home…
But nothing…
Nothing prepared us for the scene in the office Monday morning…
When we arrive to find him chewing on the Copy Editor…
Sampling his brains…
Nibbling on his kneecaps…
Masticating his flesh…
We liked that Copy Editor…
At first we just locked the former EIC in the lunchroom…
But we needed a new Copy Editor…
So if you happen to find any mistakes in this publication…
You know who to blame.
